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The Gremlin Ward

Also called gremlins, RAF gremlins, spirits of the workshop, knockers

Gremlins were the mischievous little beings British airmen blamed for unexplained faults in their aircraft from the 1920s through the Second World War. This page tells the real history of that folklore and gives a light-hearted, practical ward against gremlins for any machine.

TraditionRoyal Air Force occupational folklore, with older miners' spirit beliefs
RegionBritain, Malta, the Middle East and India
Era1920s to 1940s
Moon☾ Waning moon
DaySaturday · Saturn
ElementAir
Difficulty●○○ Simple
Time20 minutes

Tonight's moon is read when the page loads.

The working

  1. Pick a day when the machine is not needed for an hour. A Saturday is traditional for wards and maintenance.
  2. Speak to the gremlins as the airmen did, half in jest and fully polite: I know you are in there. Here is your share; leave the works alone.
  3. Set a biscuit or a cup of tea on a separate table as their share, the way Cornish miners left the crust of a pasty for the knockers.
  4. Do the real work: install updates, check that the backup ran, reseat loose cables, clear dust from the vents with short bursts of compressed air.
  5. Write or draw a small ward on a card or sticker, for example a bold G inside a circle with the words: no gremlins here. Stick it inside the desk drawer or on the underside of the machine, away from vents.
  6. Log what you did and the date, so the next unexplained fault has a history to check against.
  7. Eat the biscuit yourself afterward. The gremlins are well known to take only the spirit of it.

Take care: Keep food and drink well away from the machine. Use compressed air in short bursts with the device off, and never vacuum the inside of a computer, which can build static.

Versions across time and place

i

RAF gremlin lore

Royal Air Force · 1920s to 1945

Pilots and ground crews said gremlins drilled holes, tangled controls, drank fuel and made instruments lie. Blaming them gave crews a way to talk about faults without blaming each other, and some pilots thanked or bargained with them before flights.

Recorded in: Gremlin, Wikipedia; HistoryNet, Gremlins
ii

Roald Dahl's The Gremlins

Wartime popular literature · 1943

Dahl, then an RAF officer posted to Washington, wrote a children's book about gremlins taking revenge on the aircraft industry for cutting down their forest. It was his first book and spread the word far beyond the air force.

Recorded in: Roald Dahl, The Gremlins (Random House and Walt Disney, 1943)
iii

Cornish knockers in the mines

Cornish mining folklore · 18th and 19th centuries

Tin miners believed small spirits called knockers lived underground. They tapped to warn of collapse or to show rich lodes, and miners left them the crust of their pasty so as not to offend them. It is a good older model of keeping peace with the spirits of a workplace.

Recorded in: Robert Hunt, Popular Romances of the West of England (1865)

History

The gremlin is a genuine piece of twentieth-century occupational folklore. The earliest printed use usually cited is a poem in the journal Aeroplane, dated 10 April 1929 and written in Malta, and the word was RAF slang in Malta, the Middle East and India through the 1920s. By the Second World War gremlins were blamed across the air forces for every unexplained fault, and Roald Dahl's 1943 book made them famous. The origin of the word itself is still uncertain.

Workplace spirits are much older than aircraft. Cornish tin miners left food for the knockers, and German miners spoke of kobolds in the shafts. Our gremlin ward is a modern adaptation for computers and cars. It keeps the joking courtesy of the airmen and the miners' small offering, and pairs them with real maintenance, which is what most gremlins are actually afraid of.

Sources

  1. Gremlin · Wikipedia contributors
  2. Gremlins · HistoryNet
  3. The Gremlins · Roald Dahl, 1943
  4. Popular Romances of the West of England · Robert Hunt, 1865

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