Mechanical & Energetic Inspection

Pre-Purchase Reading

Inspectio ante emptionem

"Some cars don't want to come home with you."

DURATION 90 min

STARTING AT $165 flat

BEST UNDER Any — clarity is the goal

Before you buy that used truck, that estate-sale Camaro, that Facebook Marketplace surprise — let us look it over. The Pre-Purchase Reading is a top-to-bottom inspection, mechanically and energetically, with a written report and an honest verdict. Sometimes the verdict is yes. Sometimes it's no. Both are worth the $165.

What's Included

125-point mechanical inspection (engine, trans, brakes, suspension, electrical, body, frame)
OBD-II scan for codes, readiness monitors, and recent reset history
Test drive (with seller present)
Energetic reading — does this car feel right for you?
Photo and video documentation
Written report you can use to negotiate or walk away
Available at your location, the seller's location, or our shop

✦Your Mechanic

Trained in the wrench. Tended by the moon.

Every spell at Moonswrench is performed by a mechanic who is also a practicing witch. We hold ASE-equivalent training and twenty-plus years of practical experience in everything from carbureted classics to modern direct-injection systems. The magick is real. So is the torque spec.

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✦The Companion Ritual

The Asking

A pre-purchase divination — for asking the car directly whether it wants to come home with you. Some people will laugh at this. Others will know exactly what we mean. Either way, take the question seriously.

What You'll Need

Just yourself. Maybe a coin in your pocket if you want a tangible answer.

The Working

Sit in the driver's seat with the car off. Hands in your lap. Don't touch anything yet.
Close your eyes. Take three slow breaths. With each breath, let go of how much you want this car to be the right one.
Open your eyes. Look at the dashboard. The steering wheel. The seat next to you. Say silently: 'I am asking — do you want to come home with me? Will we be good to each other?'
Wait. Don't force an answer. Just notice your body. Does your chest feel tight or open? Does the car feel like a yes or a no? If you brought a coin, flip it — but answer first, before you look. The flip is just a check on what you already know.
Whatever the answer is, trust it. Then tell us — we'll tell you whether the mechanical reading agrees.

We've watched clients walk away from cars they 'should' have bought, because the body said no. Six months later, they've found a different car they love. The asking matters. Listen to it.